APP request: Drink counter

Yeah, well, I am more or less someone who can adjust code. Writing a whole new thing is something I am not that comfortable with.
However, what we need is

1. 4 way swipe (left/right to select item; up/down to increase/decrease amount)
   
2. Double tap (and confirm) to reset settings
   
3. Making sure you don't accidentally exit the app (remember, you probably had some alcohol for science)
   
4. The calculations
   
5. The images
   
6. A settings page for things like beer size, age, weight, sex etc.