for the SSL problem i would go with a custom central station like http://computers.tutsplus.com/tutorials/building-a-wireless-sensor-network-in-your-home--cms-19745
@MichaelPralow started
Espruino is a JavaScript interpreter for low-power Microcontrollers. This site is both a support community for Espruino and a place to share what you are working on.
for the SSL problem i would go with a custom central station like http://computers.tutsplus.com/tutorials/building-a-wireless-sensor-network-in-your-home--cms-19745